this is a good one
Mood:  cheeky
The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One.
George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a
$1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills
out the window and make 10 people very happy." Cheney says, "Of course
then, I could throw one-hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a
hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co- pilot,
"Such big shots back there.....hell, I could throw all of them out the
window and make 56 million people very happy."